NEW LESSONS - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

swinginFish · 09-11-2015, 08:27 AM

15 years kayak fishing LJ - Over 400 go outs yet ...

New lessons learned two days ago!

Bonito at LJ these days can be really big (I'm talking 12-15 lbs) and fight like - well, really big bonito (They're also stupendous fish to eat if kept cool right after killing and bleeding).
Seals are filthy, foul-breathed creatures that rip off nearly every piece of bait you acquire (well, we already knew this, but my therapist says it good to vent).
It takes less than 20 seconds from the time bonito blood hits the water to when a previously unseen (that day, at any rate) celebrity hammerhead find its source.
It takes about 20 minutes to come down from the adrenaline that rushes through your body once you realize the stinking pinniped you thought was stealing your briefly hung, bleeding and PB bonito was actually LJ's celebrity hammerhead.
I've reason to believe a slap on one's reaching hand's wrist from a thrashing hammerhead's pectoral fin is less painful than a bite from its mouth.
It's best to look first rather than just grab for your hung game clip when there's thrashing next to your kayak.
Sometimes game clips give way when yanked by the twisting force an 8 ft. celebrity hammerhead (I suspect sometimes they don't as well).
It takes about a minute for your hands to calm in order to get your brought-along-for-the-first-time-ever divers trident out and ready for a jab at a now-well-fed, yet decidedly curious, celebrity hammerhead.
Celebrity hammerheads don't like to hang around after eating the entire source of that which attracted them to your yak in the first place.
It probably pays to poke a celebrity hammerhead before he eats your prize fish rather than after (if you can poke it at all).
It's good to be able to write this in the first-person rather than no longer being able to write ... if you get my drift ...
Superstition be damned (i.e., "don't make nests for eggs you haven't laid"), it's time to get a fish kill bag.

Avery

kjsdad619 · 09-11-2015, 09:09 AM

Excellent read..time to put that on a t-shirt and make some money!

Dannowar · 09-11-2015, 10:15 AM

15 years and you haven't realized that they're sea lions, not seals?

DanaPT · 09-11-2015, 10:32 AM

I didn't think anyone hung fish over the side anymore/these days.

glad you are okay.

Mwhitcraft · 09-11-2015, 11:13 AM

Pretty scary! I'm glad you're alright.

swinginFish · 09-11-2015, 01:05 PM

Yes, a choice made to hang over and bleed rather than bleed in the boat. No BS about 20 secs. Frickin' amazing!

Pinhead · 09-11-2015, 03:01 PM

Will you ever sleep again ??? I wouldn't

Kayak kill bags-n-coolers.

https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?...&hsimp=yhs-001

09-11-2015, 08:27 AM	#1
swinginFish Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 173	NEW LESSONS 15 years kayak fishing LJ - Over 400 go outs yet ... New lessons learned two days ago! Bonito at LJ these days can be really big (I'm talking 12-15 lbs) and fight like - well, really big bonito (They're also stupendous fish to eat if kept cool right after killing and bleeding). Seals are filthy, foul-breathed creatures that rip off nearly every piece of bait you acquire (well, we already knew this, but my therapist says it good to vent). It takes less than 20 seconds from the time bonito blood hits the water to when a previously unseen (that day, at any rate) celebrity hammerhead find its source. It takes about 20 minutes to come down from the adrenaline that rushes through your body once you realize the stinking pinniped you thought was stealing your briefly hung, bleeding and PB bonito was actually LJ's celebrity hammerhead. I've reason to believe a slap on one's reaching hand's wrist from a thrashing hammerhead's pectoral fin is less painful than a bite from its mouth. It's best to look first rather than just grab for your hung game clip when there's thrashing next to your kayak. Sometimes game clips give way when yanked by the twisting force an 8 ft. celebrity hammerhead (I suspect sometimes they don't as well). It takes about a minute for your hands to calm in order to get your brought-along-for-the-first-time-ever divers trident out and ready for a jab at a now-well-fed, yet decidedly curious, celebrity hammerhead. Celebrity hammerheads don't like to hang around after eating the entire source of that which attracted them to your yak in the first place. It probably pays to poke a celebrity hammerhead before he eats your prize fish rather than after (if you can poke it at all). It's good to be able to write this in the first-person rather than no longer being able to write ... if you get my drift ... Superstition be damned (i.e., "don't make nests for eggs you haven't laid"), it's time to get a fish kill bag. Avery Last edited by swinginFish; 09-11-2015 at 01:07 PM.

09-11-2015, 09:09 AM	#2
kjsdad619 Just a Salty Sailor Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: San Diego Posts: 193	Excellent read..time to put that on a t-shirt and make some money! __________________ So there I was..

09-11-2015, 10:15 AM	#3
Dannowar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,823	15 years and you haven't realized that they're sea lions, not seals? __________________ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you’ll suck forever." — Brian Wilson

09-11-2015, 01:05 PM	#6
swinginFish Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 173	20 secs Yes, a choice made to hang over and bleed rather than bleed in the boat. No BS about 20 secs. Frickin' amazing!

09-11-2015, 10:32 AM	#4
DanaPT Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: South OC Posts: 1,606	I didn't think anyone hung fish over the side anymore/these days. glad you are okay.

09-11-2015, 11:13 AM	#5
Mwhitcraft Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Orange, CA or Aiea, HI Posts: 32	Pretty scary! I'm glad you're alright.

09-11-2015, 03:01 PM	#7
Pinhead We all Stink Sometimes! Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: San Diego Posts: 171	Will you ever sleep again ??? I wouldn't Kayak kill bags-n-coolers. https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?...&hsimp=yhs-001