SALTON EXPEDITION II - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

SmallCraftSailor · 02-03-2014, 06:14 PM

Not a yak man, just an old school local and expert lifelong small craft sailor looking for an extra hand or two to pull off a badass desert adventure, sailing the length of the Salton Sea from the northwestern end to a point near Red Hill Marina County Park, approximately 30-32 nautical miles on a broad reach (if westerly winds prevail). Fast point of sail for the Fish, a broad reach... that would be a 12' Minifish, smaller cousin to the Sunfish, since my 14' Laser of decades got downsized in this Brave New Obamanomic Third World economy. A friend and I sailed the width of "The Toxic Lake" last year, reaching across from Salton City to a point near Bombay Beach, then returning on a reverse course... got photos posted at other websites, for anyone serious about pulling off this badass adventure. This time, I'll be running the length of the Salton, towing a sturdy inflatable raft astern, which means four people can go: two aboard the boat, two aboard the raft (along with a cooler or two full of food and beer on ice). Any likely candidate will undergo at least one day of sail training here in Dago, just to make sure he or she can hack it aboard the Fish. If ya can't handle sailing here in Dago, you damned sure won't cut it on the Salton, which is no place for sidewalk sissies, that's for GODD@M SURE. Only a few simple rules aboard my boat: NO WHINERS, NO FAGS, NO LYIN' BADGE-SPORTIN' GREASEBALLS OF ANY KIND, AND NO TEMPERANCE REVIVALISTS... WE DRINK BEER ON EVERY VOYAGE, AND SH!TLOADS OF IT. In fact, any hand interested in such a venture will be fully expected to bring plenty of beer, ain't goin' nowhere without making a contribution, LOL. Now, the primary mission here is to SAIL THE SALTON SEA, not to FISH, so bear that in mind: I already enjoy bragging rights for sailing across the Salton Sea, since there AIN'T NO CLUBHOUSE KOOKS AND POSERS OUT THERE, AND THERE DAMNED SURE AIN'T NO EPIC FAGTARD DARWIN FAILURES, LOL... NO SCUMBAG COPS IN SIGHT EITHER, WHICH IS A BIG PLUS. Why the f___ do ya think we go out there, anyway??? Well, guess that's enough for now, let's see if this post makes it with no trouble, 10??? If anybody's wondering why I'm posting here at this website, I deal with SUP folks and kayakers all the time as I beach my boat EVERYWHERE in Dago County: not just bay beaches, but the Point, my hometown beach of Coronado, the Strand, the f____g islands, the Salton, you name it, it has already been done, and the photos are posted elsewhere to prove it. Ya hear fagtards who CLAIM to have landed in those locations, but of course they LACK PHOTODOCUMENTATION. We don't suffer from either problem, LOL, while SUP folks and kayakers who go through the same launching and beaching routine as I do are probably more likely to have what it takes to pull off this badass desert adventure, the SALTON EXPEDITION II.

ANY HANDS INTERESTED IN PULLING OFF THIS BADASS DESERT ADVENTURE, GET BACK TO ME HERE... SALTON EXPEDITION II WILL OCCUR IN APRIL, ONCE THE OPEN WATER AREAS OF THE WILDLIFE REFUGE ON THE SALTON SEA ARE NO LONGER CLOSED TO MARINE TRAFFIC (i.e. no permits or bureaucracy required to sail through the refuge).

ful-rac · 02-03-2014, 06:52 PM

This is a great post!!!

No fagtards huh?

Well I guess your're out matt...sorry.

No Greaseballs...Sorry Jorge your out too...

No Whiners...I guess I'm out as well...

No "Temperance Revivalists?"....I had to google that one up...That sounds like Greg...

No Sidewalk sissies...nope roby your out too...

Damn WERE ALL DQed'!!!!!!!!!

alanw · 02-03-2014, 07:08 PM

Getting towed in a beer dingy across the Salton Sea, behind a boat no bigger than my kayak, with a drunken sailor at the helm. What could possibly go wrong? I'll get back to you on that.

SmallCraftSailor · 02-03-2014, 07:44 PM

Ah, I see, this is another one of those Internet Faggot Troll websites...

Meh, who cares??? Piss off, FAGTARDS...

Oh, yeah, and don't forget to post your Salton shots... PFFFFFFFT.

Stinking faggot trash.

When I get around to it, I'll delete my post, and tell everyone I know not to bother with this site...

No small amount of people, since my best friend's family ran the local surf shop for 35 years...

You faggot turds born here in Dago County??? Oh, yeah, that's what I thought, LOL... PFFFFFFFFT.

dorado50 · 02-03-2014, 08:01 PM

Your user name says it all........roflmfao

Chuck D · 02-03-2014, 08:26 PM

Can you make exceptions, like if your a fagturd and like drinking beer but voted for Obama. Or possibly have sailed before but are not a fagturd and know many people who are temperance rivalists that enjoy beer as well. This post has me confused

The only conclusion I can come up with is that you are being so antoginstic towards fagturds that all you really want is as many wonderful, fun loving people that crave to sail the small craft sailors skiff and listen to Peter, Paul and Mary as possible. Can I tow my pink Malibu Xtreme behind your skiff sailor???

f'nsabiki · 02-03-2014, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmallCraftSailor

Ah, I see, this is another one of those Internet Faggot Troll websites...

Meh, who cares??? Piss off, FAGTARDS...

Oh, yeah, and don't forget to post your Salton shots... PFFFFFFFT.

Stinking faggot trash.

When I get around to it, I'll delete my post, and tell everyone I know not to bother with this site...

No small amount of people, since my best friend's family ran the local surf shop for 35 years...

You faggot turds born here in Dago County??? Oh, yeah, that's what I thought, LOL... PFFFFFFFFT.

Man, if you would have posted this during duck season I'd be all over it. Sittin' in a dinghy in the middle of the Salton Sea towing a couple of dekes off the back end, cooler full of beer--Oh what fun. PS That is dekes not dikes-Id hate for you to think I was "one of them"

StinkyMatt · 02-03-2014, 09:37 PM

I tried Fagtarding once....didn't like it.

Never made eye contact...so it didn't happen.

Can I still go?

WildernessWanker · 02-03-2014, 11:44 PM

For the record he did call everyone "BIG-TIME YAK HEROES," before he bashed them. I think the guy's post is best read in the voice of Stewy from Family Guy, it really adds an element of elegance

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dorado50 · 02-04-2014, 01:55 AM

Contact the Bait Burglar and the Big Fat One they will go with you. Somebody(s) at BWE has too much time on their hands (again), must be nice!

lowprofile · 02-04-2014, 04:02 AM

sounds fun and all, but not enough risk and excitement.

I mean, I go beyond the site of land and hug sharks on my yak for the hell of it.

and best believe us kayakers know how to handle a little wind and swell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMNqL...ature=youtu.be

ya ya I know its all a joke.

MrPatrick · 02-04-2014, 06:10 AM

I read it and the voice of the guy from "Stripes" came into my head.

"Any if you homos touch my stuff,............ I'll kill ya!"

Jimmyz123 · 02-04-2014, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPatrick

I read it and the voice of the guy from "Stripes" came into my head.

"Any if you homos touch my stuff,............ I'll kill ya!"

Settle down Francis...

Jimmyz123 · 02-04-2014, 07:42 AM

This doesn't look like fun to me.

lambadmin · 02-04-2014, 07:59 AM

That went well, didn't it.

Countdown till the thread gets closed started, WTG on your first post!

driftwood · 02-04-2014, 08:00 AM

He has Documentation/pic that he is a legend!

In his own mind.

WildernessWanker · 02-04-2014, 08:24 AM

Do you think if I offered to pay his entry fee he would come to the rockfish derby?! I'd love to pick his brain on what my next kayak should be, who knows maybe I'll get a little dinghy and we'll start a fleet of beer-guzzling, confederate flag sporting, haters!!!

02-03-2014, 06:14 PM	#1
SmallCraftSailor Banned Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Coronado Posts: 2	SALTON EXPEDITION II Not a yak man, just an old school local and expert lifelong small craft sailor looking for an extra hand or two to pull off a badass desert adventure, sailing the length of the Salton Sea from the northwestern end to a point near Red Hill Marina County Park, approximately 30-32 nautical miles on a broad reach (if westerly winds prevail). Fast point of sail for the Fish, a broad reach... that would be a 12' Minifish, smaller cousin to the Sunfish, since my 14' Laser of decades got downsized in this Brave New Obamanomic Third World economy. A friend and I sailed the width of "The Toxic Lake" last year, reaching across from Salton City to a point near Bombay Beach, then returning on a reverse course... got photos posted at other websites, for anyone serious about pulling off this badass adventure. This time, I'll be running the length of the Salton, towing a sturdy inflatable raft astern, which means four people can go: two aboard the boat, two aboard the raft (along with a cooler or two full of food and beer on ice). Any likely candidate will undergo at least one day of sail training here in Dago, just to make sure he or she can hack it aboard the Fish. If ya can't handle sailing here in Dago, you damned sure won't cut it on the Salton, which is no place for sidewalk sissies, that's for GODD@M SURE. Only a few simple rules aboard my boat: NO WHINERS, NO FAGS, NO LYIN' BADGE-SPORTIN' GREASEBALLS OF ANY KIND, AND NO TEMPERANCE REVIVALISTS... WE DRINK BEER ON EVERY VOYAGE, AND SH!TLOADS OF IT. In fact, any hand interested in such a venture will be fully expected to bring plenty of beer, ain't goin' nowhere without making a contribution, LOL. Now, the primary mission here is to SAIL THE SALTON SEA, not to FISH, so bear that in mind: I already enjoy bragging rights for sailing across the Salton Sea, since there AIN'T NO CLUBHOUSE KOOKS AND POSERS OUT THERE, AND THERE DAMNED SURE AIN'T NO EPIC FAGTARD DARWIN FAILURES, LOL... NO SCUMBAG COPS IN SIGHT EITHER, WHICH IS A BIG PLUS. Why the f___ do ya think we go out there, anyway??? Well, guess that's enough for now, let's see if this post makes it with no trouble, 10??? If anybody's wondering why I'm posting here at this website, I deal with SUP folks and kayakers all the time as I beach my boat EVERYWHERE in Dago County: not just bay beaches, but the Point, my hometown beach of Coronado, the Strand, the f____g islands, the Salton, you name it, it has already been done, and the photos are posted elsewhere to prove it. Ya hear fagtards who CLAIM to have landed in those locations, but of course they LACK PHOTODOCUMENTATION. We don't suffer from either problem, LOL, while SUP folks and kayakers who go through the same launching and beaching routine as I do are probably more likely to have what it takes to pull off this badass desert adventure, the SALTON EXPEDITION II. ANY HANDS INTERESTED IN PULLING OFF THIS BADASS DESERT ADVENTURE, GET BACK TO ME HERE... SALTON EXPEDITION II WILL OCCUR IN APRIL, ONCE THE OPEN WATER AREAS OF THE WILDLIFE REFUGE ON THE SALTON SEA ARE NO LONGER CLOSED TO MARINE TRAFFIC (i.e. no permits or bureaucracy required to sail through the refuge). Last edited by SmallCraftSailor; 02-03-2014 at 06:40 PM.

02-03-2014, 06:52 PM	#2
ful-rac Emperor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Buena Park Posts: 3,649	This is a great post!!! No fagtards huh? Well I guess your're out matt...sorry. No Greaseballs...Sorry Jorge your out too... No Whiners...I guess I'm out as well... No "Temperance Revivalists?"....I had to google that one up...That sounds like Greg... No Sidewalk sissies...nope roby your out too... Damn WERE ALL DQed'!!!!!!!!! __________________ There's nothing colder than yesterday's hotdog.

02-03-2014, 07:08 PM	#3
alanw Made in U.S.A. Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Dana Point Posts: 1,625	Getting towed in a beer dingy across the Salton Sea, behind a boat no bigger than my kayak, with a drunken sailor at the helm. What could possibly go wrong? I'll get back to you on that. __________________ Hobie PA 14 ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º> Jackson Kraken ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º> Malibu X-Factor ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º> Malibu Stealth-12 ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º> Its not a spelling B its a fishing B ~yakjoe

02-04-2014, 04:02 AM	#11
lowprofile #1 on fishstick's hitlist Join Date: May 2011 Location: Sea level Posts: 1,478	sounds fun and all, but not enough risk and excitement. I mean, I go beyond the site of land and hug sharks on my yak for the hell of it. and best believe us kayakers know how to handle a little wind and swell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMNqL...ature=youtu.be ya ya I know its all a joke. __________________ MLPA- My Largest Poaching Area

02-04-2014, 07:42 AM	#14
Jimmyz123 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,385	This doesn't look like fun to me. __________________ No better time than being on the water, God Bless, JimmyZ

02-03-2014, 07:44 PM	#4
SmallCraftSailor Banned Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Coronado Posts: 2	Ah, I see, this is another one of those Internet Faggot Troll websites... Meh, who cares??? Piss off, FAGTARDS... Oh, yeah, and don't forget to post your Salton shots... PFFFFFFFT. Stinking faggot trash. When I get around to it, I'll delete my post, and tell everyone I know not to bother with this site... No small amount of people, since my best friend's family ran the local surf shop for 35 years... You faggot turds born here in Dago County??? Oh, yeah, that's what I thought, LOL... PFFFFFFFFT.

02-03-2014, 08:01 PM	#5
dorado50 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: La Jolla Shores Posts: 1,626	Your user name says it all........roflmfao

02-03-2014, 08:26 PM	#6
Chuck D Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bay Park Posts: 559	Can you make exceptions, like if your a fagturd and like drinking beer but voted for Obama. Or possibly have sailed before but are not a fagturd and know many people who are temperance rivalists that enjoy beer as well. This post has me confused The only conclusion I can come up with is that you are being so antoginstic towards fagturds that all you really want is as many wonderful, fun loving people that crave to sail the small craft sailors skiff and listen to Peter, Paul and Mary as possible. Can I tow my pink Malibu Xtreme behind your skiff sailor???

02-03-2014, 09:37 PM	#8
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	I tried Fagtarding once....didn't like it. Never made eye contact...so it didn't happen. Can I still go?

02-03-2014, 11:44 PM	#9
WildernessWanker WildernessWanker Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 345	For the record he did call everyone "BIG-TIME YAK HEROES," before he bashed them. I think the guy's post is best read in the voice of Stewy from Family Guy, it really adds an element of elegance Sent from my SPH-L520 using Tapatalk

02-04-2014, 01:55 AM	#10
dorado50 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: La Jolla Shores Posts: 1,626	Contact the Bait Burglar and the Big Fat One they will go with you. Somebody(s) at BWE has too much time on their hands (again), must be nice!

02-04-2014, 06:10 AM	#12
MrPatrick Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Waiting to launch Posts: 1,381	I read it and the voice of the guy from "Stripes" came into my head. "Any if you homos touch my stuff,............ I'll kill ya!"

02-04-2014, 07:59 AM	#15
lambadmin Spam Sanitation Dept Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,375	That went well, didn't it. Countdown till the thread gets closed started, WTG on your first post! __________________

02-04-2014, 08:00 AM	#16
driftwood Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SAN DIEGO Posts: 1,086	He has Documentation/pic that he is a legend! In his own mind.

02-04-2014, 08:24 AM	#17
WildernessWanker WildernessWanker Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 345	Do you think if I offered to pay his entry fee he would come to the rockfish derby?! I'd love to pick his brain on what my next kayak should be, who knows maybe I'll get a little dinghy and we'll start a fleet of beer-guzzling, confederate flag sporting, haters!!!