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10-23-2015, 07:33 PM | #1 |
BRTF...bought & paid...
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Bumped on the yak
Paddled out early this morn, long read..
So made bait pretty easily and headed out to the outside corner. As I am paddling out, getting tailed by something...keep looking back, realize it's a big ocean voracious predator...holy crap. Realized I was gonna have him on my tail for a while. Tried to paddle away, he kept following me. Then, he started bumping my yak... WTF? I start paddling away, he follows me.. I go dude, what's up? I was afraid he was gonna take his parrot like beak and grab the bow of my kayak and flip me over, then devour me like the tentacles of a jellyfish. What should I do, bring some jellyfish to distract him? When I called him Dude, he asked if I was friends with Nemo...
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Adios Tman Gaffer for Clay the Fishcatcher |
10-23-2015, 07:47 PM | #2 |
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Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Carlsbad
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Duuuude, you need to ride the North Atlantic current to find Nemo. Duh.
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10-23-2015, 08:25 PM | #3 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: San Diego
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Bump him back......
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10-23-2015, 08:47 PM | #4 |
BANNED
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: W of 5
Posts: 1,265
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Make soup and sunglasses out of his reptile ass.
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man and he'll eat for a week. |
10-23-2015, 10:51 PM | #5 |
Manic for Life
Join Date: May 2015
Location: San Diego
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Is it possible to electrify the hull?
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10-23-2015, 11:07 PM | #6 |
PROBATION
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 656
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