BRAD'S SONG - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Waterâ€™s Edge

Will B. · 06-13-2007, 10:18 AM

Sung to the tune of
"I Walk The Line"
by Johnny Cash

Brad's Song

I keep a close eye on this pole of mine
I keep my zipper wide open all the time
I keep my end up for the guy thats fine
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

I am very very sleazy, that is true
I'd take a spottie over a yellowtail or two
Yes, I admit for a 4 lb 'butt I'd be a slut
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

As sure as whites are white and yellows are yellow
I'd rather catch that little feisty spotted fellow
Pound for pound he makes a tail seem made of jello
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

You got a nerve to kill your catch and ream the sea
You dont care for conservation or what will be
But me, I always return my catch most happily
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

I keep a close watch on this pole of mine
I keep my zipper wide open all the time
I keep my end up for the guy thats fine
Because I'm queer, I like your rear

esdees · 06-13-2007, 10:39 AM

I have to disagree with parts of that, but it's still funny.

madscientist · 06-13-2007, 10:51 AM

Will, you are one weird guy.

Corey · 06-13-2007, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esdees

I have to disagree with parts of that, but it's still funny.

I agree.lol

Corey · 06-13-2007, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madscientist

Will, you are one weird guy.

and I agree.

Dan · 06-13-2007, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will B.

But me, I always return my catch most happily
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

taken a little outta context....

http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwevb/showthread.php?t=914

Drew · 06-13-2007, 02:50 PM

Wait...Will's gay?

Huh. How bout that.

Hook 1 · 06-13-2007, 02:58 PM

Dam near made the Bud Light come out the snot box.
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
That's funny Will.

madscientist · 06-13-2007, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew

Wait...Will's gay?

Huh. How bout that.

I thought you guys had a radar for that.

I guess among bass fisherman it's "No need to ask, or tell".

Not that there's anything wrong with that, right Jimm?

katchfish · 06-13-2007, 05:57 PM

Touche Danny Boy!

Now Brad will be askeered to fish the bay!

Ken

Johnp · 06-13-2007, 08:01 PM

Is Brokeback Bay?

06-13-2007, 10:18 AM	#1
Will B. Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: La Jolla Posts: 96	BRAD'S SONG Sung to the tune of "I Walk The Line" by Johnny Cash Brad's Song I keep a close eye on this pole of mine I keep my zipper wide open all the time I keep my end up for the guy thats fine Because I'm gay, I fish the bay I am very very sleazy, that is true I'd take a spottie over a yellowtail or two Yes, I admit for a 4 lb 'butt I'd be a slut Because I'm gay, I fish the bay As sure as whites are white and yellows are yellow I'd rather catch that little feisty spotted fellow Pound for pound he makes a tail seem made of jello Because I'm gay, I fish the bay You got a nerve to kill your catch and ream the sea You dont care for conservation or what will be But me, I always return my catch most happily Because I'm gay, I fish the bay I keep a close watch on this pole of mine I keep my zipper wide open all the time I keep my end up for the guy thats fine Because I'm queer, I like your rear

06-13-2007, 10:51 AM	#3
madscientist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,906	Will, you are one weird guy. __________________

06-13-2007, 02:58 PM	#8
Hook 1 Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Marco.....Polo Posts: 98	Dam near made the Bud Light come out the snot box. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol That's funny Will. __________________ High 5.....Come On Guys Mark

06-13-2007, 08:01 PM	#11
Johnp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 106	Is Brokeback Bay? __________________ JohnnyTheHook

06-13-2007, 10:39 AM	#2
esdees The Good Clone Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Clairemont Posts: 520	I have to disagree with parts of that, but it's still funny.

06-13-2007, 02:50 PM	#7
Drew Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 45	Wait...Will's gay? Huh. How bout that.

06-13-2007, 05:57 PM	#10
katchfish Paddle for Mahi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Doing the happy paddle! Posts: 849	Touche Danny Boy! Now Brad *will* be *askeered* to fish the bay! Ken