Only post your report if you satisfy the following conditions:
The fish was legal
it was not too small...
it was not too big...
it was not a calico
it was not a fish considered a "trash" fish by any members of the board
you better not have kept more than one fish
you must eat ALL of your catch fresh the same day
God forbid you have some fish in the freezer already
You called and checked with fellow community members that they approve of your slot limit on the species.
You spent 5 hours trying to revive the fish unsuccessfully.
Oh, you always have to fish with 50 pound gear just to avoid having a fight over 10 seconds.
The fish can not be caught in "suspect" places like Cabrillo
Your post can not be made in the same decade as the catch.
All identifying marks and landmarks must be obscured in order to preserve the secret status of the location.
My head hurts!:
