Best one ever:
Buddy of mine has two WSB next to his kayak on the beach...Two elderly women approach:
Lady 1 "Are those Blue Fin Tuna?"
Me "Well, yes those are Blue Fin Tuna....."
Lady 1 "I KNEW it! I really know my fish."
The ladies walk away all proud of themselves for being experts on sea life......
I'm standing there trying not to bust a gut watching my friends cracking up in the background.....