Laughing my ass off. I don't know what to say......
Hope the women were as fishy as the buts
that reminds me of a joke:
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but
couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he
and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for
the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is
Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."