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Two great white sharks hear a pedal kayaker at La Jolla.
"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam towards the noise.
"First we swim around it a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around it a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat the soft chewy part on top."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat it when we first saw it? Why did we swim around and around it?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
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