lol
I thought we had it bad by getting the slowest line on the border and being harassed about the 36 pack of beer we brought back... the gift for Senor Jose, but we never saw him...
The customs officer asked me when I was naturalized and I couldn't remember the freaken'' year...
It's funny how they're checking...
I was driving on our way to San Carlos. We get stopped on customs check point - I talk to them with my thick European accent... Then they ask Mike Knott and Andy where they were born, and they don't ask me a thing...

You go figure.