I was trying to make people laugh..
part true
1) I do want to fish more with team Lollipop and Team Sewer
2) I did get a $649 shark shield on EBAY for $150 that might need new battery. I can replace the battery for about $25. I can always sell and get my $$ back. This is cheaper and safer than a bang stick. There are GWS and large Makos in LJ although very rare..they do swim up right up to your kayak and I wanted to have a good defense. Recommended by my spearfishing and veteran navy seal buddy.
3) You can dock your kayak next to me if you are being followed by a GWS.

4) I had one of the best days fishing with team Sewer - I was laughing so hard tears were rolling down my cheeks
part joke
No electric Hibachi or steak dinner provided...

WFO WSB, Halibut or Yellowtail bite...