But, come on. Buy a damn camera! These days, for around $100 you can get a decent waterproof camera from Costco. Something with at least 12 megapixels none the less. There's really no excuse.
Besides, what if you catch a really big fish some day?
Lets start a fund for Neil---I mean Drake. I'll begin with the first donation. Remember, I have less money than any member of the site. So my budget is limited to say the least: $1
Only ninety-nine to go...