Ok, I'll be the guy to tell you........( others are thinking it too)
WTF !?
You go out at night with one little wimpy light that shines two feet
Play with knife at night in a blow up toy
Jump back into the ocean blind at night
Check out a scary unidentifeied dark object just to see if it's a sea lion
This was not an "accident"........ You were kind of asking for it.
Glad you guys made it out OK.