good way to tame your crazy wife joke!
 

A man marries the meanest woman in town.
Everyone tells the man: man you’re crazy, that woman is the meanest woman in town. Every man she marries she drives him crazy.
So the man says I have something for that.
So they get on with their trip. The man and the woman are on one mule riding to their house. On the way down the road the donkey slips up and stumbles and the man says "that's one time."
They get a little further down the road the donkey slips up again, the man says "that's two times."
They get a little further down the road and the donkey stumbles again, the man says "that's three times."
Then the man and wife got off the donkey and the man shoots it. The wife gets mad and says "man are you crazy that was our only transportation you son of a bitch!!
The man says, "that's one time." <!-- From http://www.buzzle.com/articles/man-d...with-wife.html --><!-- google_ad_section_end -->
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I'll try it with my wife. Hope it works. If not, I'll come back to you for more info. LOL.

That is awesome!!!:sifone: