OMG!!!!!
 

Its a fricken KAYAK not CANOE!!!!:mad: :the_finger: :boxing_smiley: :shot: :banghead:

I despise tourists hogging up our beaches almost as much as I dislike liberals. :the_finger:

LMFAO, mojo must have wore off.:biggrinjester:

Funny stuff, I thought I was the only one it drove crazy

Let's keep religion and politics out of this you Satan worshiper.....:the_finger:

The next best question I've been asked....."Are there fish out there??":confused:

Yesterday I stopped by LaJolla market to pick up some ice on the way home and find some idiot diver coming out of the OEX store climbing into the back of my truck for a "better look".
He almost got more than he bargained for... Idiot. :boxing_smiley:

On the other hand gotta love all those bikini clad tourists that pose for pics, they can clog up my beach, climb in my truck, touch my fish, ask dumb questions, or hell... I will take them on a kayak tour myself! :D

But the best of all, bar none..... is when some frigging idiot LJ local liberal biotch comes up and starts berating you as a killer, screaming, yelling and throwing sand at me, making such a big scene that the lifeguards had to come over and escort her away. And she actually asked me "why don't I just go buy it"? ROFLOL

this is truly very funny. our society has gotten so conditioned that most people don't realize that the meat that they eat actually was alive and had to be butchered before it got to vons.

Indeed... they don't have a clue.

Best one yet........where'd you catch that?

Found it in my toilet, just thought I would bring it down here to release it.

Here's your sign...

I didn't catch. It commited suicide by hanging itself from my hook and ripping its own gills out.

"tourists that pose for pics"
Imagine a grown man asking to take pics with your fish. :biggrinjester:
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lmfao

I think StinkyMatt has one of those pics

fish porn is always better with hot chicks:D

Tourist: do you ever see dolphins out there?

Me: yeah, all the time...

Tourist: they're pretty friendly huh... They come up to you so you can pet them, right?

I always answer that one... "If you catch it you can let it go..." :eek:

"and since its dead, I harvested it", :D

I get asked that every deer season.

Besides, it's real hard to find one of this size out of the package wrapper....:cool:

Caught a nice size Thresher back in the day, tourist on the beach asked me where I caught it...said, "Um, where were you swimming?"

To get the most puzzled looks though, now when someone asks me what kind of fish I catch out there, I tell them mostly catfish, occasionally grouper...most of the time they can't tell if I'm serious or not...:doh:

#29 is my new favorite lucky number