Haha, happens to me everyday. It's called kid & wife affect! Thank goodness I'm not hourly anymore.

That moment when you drop down onto the easement and immediately realize...I'm "f@@ked"....the only guy willing to help me was a tow company called Camel Tow...

Warning...Calexico's farming soil is really clay and your shoes and truck tires latch on like "flies on sheet". This area is no place to fish during wet weather, lol. I'm just trying to fish away from the downpour, is that asking for too much?

Photo of shoes occurred AFTER the clay was scraped off of them...Jim

I had a worse experience on Duck season opener at the Salton Sea near Niland about 4 years ago. I was driving near the shore checking out different area were there was a bunch of hunting blinds. All of the sudden my Jeep, in 4 wheel drive starts to spin wheel and I try to turn slightly towards some firmer ground (too late). Now I broke through the top 2 inches of harder ground and beneath is like quick sand. after spending a couple hour trying to get out and walking to get help from other hunters. Two other guys in 4x4 trucks got stuck just trying to get to were my Jeep was. Then I call the AAA tow service they come out and tell me it's not covered because it is off road. It cost me $275 to have him pull me out and move it 60 feet to harder ground. He had to park 140 feet away and put his 4x4 tow truck on platforms under the rear wheel to keep from getting himself stuck. That was a real suck ass experience

That moment when at the launch, you realize your license is on the workbench where you work on your gear.

I've seen so much camel tow in my life but none have It has been on a camel...

This really sucks
 

That moment when... you are told by your Dr no physical activity.

I ask does that include kayak fishing? He gives me the look and asks if I have been listening to him.

Life can really suck at times!

That moment when you realize the mouthful of pizza crust drenched in ranch was actually dipped in tartar sauce? I might not be buying tartar sauce in squeeze bottles again.

FIXED IT!!!!
 

The moment you realize you need to bump this post.

When they tell you they need to remove your gangrene infected toe, THEN make you wait a couple WEEKS before they can do it.

Shit bob! Doesn't gangrene spread...? What are they waiting for?!

LOT"S of antibotics for the two weeks so infection is in check, Tuesday is the day for the 1st procedures. Time will tell if they did it right. Tight lines all.

That moment when you tell your buddy, its slow im going to try over there. You get there and you see your buddy is bent in half. With a 50 Pounder. Every freaking time....

That moment when a thread you started gets hijacked by two experts

Can you make a necklace out of it Bob? Or let's throw it in my soup and feed it to ChuckieDEEE...! Jim

Dang Bob good luck dude, but your story should be how it was taken off by a Mako..:p

Soup sounds good, I'd do anything for Bob:) Spicy edamame sounds better tho, that will never happen.:the_finger:

Might work Jim, I did tell the Doctor I wanted it saved to use as bait but could not figure what or who would like to eat it. Too small to make into a trophy?

That moments when..............you become a dickbag :D

That moment when your raffle prize is worth more than your CCA-CAL membership

I was too embarrassed to admit that:doh:

nothing worse than wister mud. got stuck one rainy day hunting and i was walking.

that moment when one of the last people to show up end up winning two of the raffle prizes

:hmpf:

:D:D:D

that moment when, after catching lots of bass, you get reminded about which types of fish you DON"T grab by the lip...

Or worse ?
 

They exploded on the headliner from the sweltering summer heat inside the cab . Heck, I guess it could be worse ? Like what? Leaving the frozen squid on seat ? Getting old gracefully sucks balls. :the_finger:.

Damm
 

Not much else to say . :rolleyes:

Who came up with this thread ?
 

I would rather be looking at some fish porn . Where are all the winter butts Jorge? Heck , where is Josh?

I don't want to see some dudes butt. Make sure you guys pm each other that, for everyone's sake! :p

That moment when you farted.....and you wish you hadn't because you shit :Dyour pants.....

When you go to work on the HOW trailer and realize the leftover squid bait has been in there for the past month in 100 degree heat.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I had tuna with egg on crackers last night, a left over hard boiled egg and some scrambled eggs this morning. My last explosive was one for the ages, you should have seen the look on my wife when she walked past me:ack2:

That moment you get really pumped up on a fish... and worried your going to have a heart attack

You get up one night to go to bathroom.

Your nose is running so you grab a tissue on the way.


Then you piss in the trash can and throw away the tissue in the craper!!

Halfway through pissing you realize what you are doing is wrong.

But you are committed and cannot stop peeing and laughing at yourself.

Worst yet you share it on internet!!!

that moment when you realize your drain plug is not plugged, for about the 3rd time.

that moment when your flyline is hooked on your rudder again right when you get a big fat zipppppinngggggg hit.

That moment when half way to La Jolla you're walking out of the gas station at 4:15 in the morning after buying drinks, snacks, and gas only to notice that your kayak isn't on top of your truck.

Yep!

Forgot it at home.

Didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or punch myself in the face.

That moment your unloaded and you grab your kayak to launch in surf and go where's my paddle :eek:

At least it wasn't laying in the middle of the fast lane on the I-5 like oh-so-many ladders...

That moment when it's been over a week since someone talked about Pacific Warriors

That moment when you wish you had a bulldozer so that you can move everyone out of the way
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