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RedSledTeam 03-18-2015 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by benichi (Post 222365)
well, not a good day to wake up... my wife f'ed up my brand new kayak last night and didn't bother to tell me so freaking pissed right now does anyone know how to fix this...
Wow! :farmer: Here's what you need to do.........give her the kayak! Now go get another one for you!
:cheers1:

wiredantz 03-18-2015 02:58 PM
dont' listen to these guys, EVERY scratch COUNTS!..... people who don't care about scratches means they can dish money to get a new one.


If people only knew you had to sell your right kidney to buy this kayak because life has not treated you good.

Take a picture blow it up and put it on your bedroom wall. Let your wife be reminded of the pain she has caused your poor soul

CheapPelican 03-18-2015 03:21 PM
Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk.

Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day.

buddha 03-18-2015 03:22 PM
I will show you the bottom of my kayak and you will know what battle scars are!

bosshoss 03-18-2015 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by CheapPelican (Post 222421)
Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk.

Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day.
FRICKIN HILARIOUS !!!!!!:luxhello:

YakDout 03-18-2015 03:51 PM
I think I've had fish that scratched my kayak more than that.

makobob 03-18-2015 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by benichi (Post 222396)
yeah tell how you would feel when this is only a 14 day old kayak...
OK so she lost her virginity and her cherry got popped, NOW go out and get her bloody!

Fishin Phil 03-18-2015 04:33 PM
Looks like another garage door victim.

MrPatrick 03-18-2015 04:36 PM
Maybe she didn't even know it happened. It's a possibility. Remember, wives never forget ANYTHING!


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Phiderman 03-18-2015 04:59 PM
Sounds like you need to take a strong dose of get over it. Take it fishing and drink a beer, you will live.

benichi 03-18-2015 05:13 PM
you guys made me feel better.. but dont tell the wife im riding this one out she just told me in a text from her work that she put a boo boo on my kayak and she was sorry.. i responded "WHAT!!" THEN SAID I WAS GOING OUT TO LOOK. AND I HAVE NOT RESPONDED TO HER... she is proabably freaking out!!!

Hunters Pa 03-18-2015 05:18 PM
Whatever you put her through will come back to you threefold. Unless you want her to be able to throw it back at you later. Use a razor and shave down the rough spot

alanw 03-18-2015 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by makobob (Post 222436)
OK so she lost her virginity and her cherry got popped, NOW go out and get her bloody!
Damn, that's a pretty harsh way to treat a wife :eek:

Sdspeed 03-18-2015 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by benichi (Post 222441)
you guys made me feel better.. but dont tell the wife im riding this one out she just told me in a text from her work that she put a boo boo on my kayak and she was sorry.. i responded "WHAT!!" THEN SAID I WAS GOING OUT TO LOOK. AND I HAVE NOT RESPONDED TO HER... she is proabably freaking out!!!
Your silence is your best ammunition!

Cadillyak 03-18-2015 06:59 PM
All the wounds our kayaks experience build character!!

467echo 03-18-2015 07:21 PM
I'd say its at least a bj's worth or maybe 2:D

HBOUND808 03-18-2015 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 467echo (Post 222459)
I'd say its at least a bj's worth or maybe 2:D

LOL....THIS!!!

Dannowar 03-18-2015 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by YakDout (Post 222433)
I think I've had fish that scratched my kayak more than that.


Pics or it didn't happen

Cbad Mike 03-18-2015 10:49 PM
Walk out into the garage with her and look at it. Then turn to her and just say........ REALLY????? and walk back in the house and forget about it.

Sdspeed 03-18-2015 11:11 PM
Honey, how'd ya tear up so many pairs of your favorite shoes?

https://youtu.be/433ZGTBE3JM


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