I knew a guy that caught a 100lb sturgeon on 20lb test.

...my son can outfish me...:the_finger:

I tackled 3 Catholic Nuns to the ground in Panama...I laughed at them and ran away cuz I didn't know how to explain myself in spanish:the_finger:lol :the_finger: I wasn't being a jerk though, well maybe the laughing part waslol:luxhello:lol.....the gnade I saw rolling down didn't have a blasting cap attached to it, it unscrewed itself from one of the guys in front of me...I wonder if God forgave me?

how long did he fight that sturgeon...bout and hour an a half......fish on fish on.......

C&R three nuns.....good on'ya Greggo. Let 'em go, so they can grow. :luxhello:

Doug, you could have come clean with your 1001 rivet vessel.... :D

I swam across the San Diego River in Santee to get a snagged buzzbait. I smelt pretty bad for few days.

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I fired my hair because it was quitting on me

I piss in public pools:evil:

Hi. My name is Doug, and I'm a compulsive kayak modifier.
Adi, there are only 147 holes in my kayak. Most have SS screws instead of rivets. I'm still trying to figure out how to mount that marble statue on the bow. I just can't figure out if I want to go with Venus or Apollo.
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I once ate dog biscuits and mistook them for a snack. I was on my third one before someone told me what I was doing. :doh: Oh well. They weren't that bad.

Once during a fear and loathing type Vegas weekend, a leisurely 4am dump in a casino bathroom turned ugly when I noticed a steady stream of high heels walking by under the stall door. I somehow made it out of there but for sure thought I would get tackled by security on the way out. :stoned: :afraid: :afraid: :vroam:

It's ok Doug...

I am quickly approaching your hole count. I have even hardwired a 12volt waterproof harness into my FND so that I can replace switches, modify, and add new electronic equipment at will. I even have two 12volt deck plugs next to my switch panel, so that I can keep the thermos of coffee:coffee: hot in winter and soda:pepsi: cold in the summer,I even carry a bait light in case the pier isn't happening just plug it in and....hey an idea:idea:.... one of those small car coolers will fit nicely into the rear dive tank area!!!!:cool:I have a feeling I wont be needing that radar detector though. Although.... a small electric trolling motor...:rolleyes:

and by the way, Venus is the only choice!

Take Venus, she obviously has a hard body! lol

I think King Neptune has a thing for her so he might be more inclined to return your stuff. ;)

I had to to #2 style while fishing la jolla in my waders because the fishing was so dang good. Fishing Rocks.:cool: j/k

I can outfish my dad:the_finger: lol



(says he was better at it at my agelol )(loser:the_finger: )