Brillant idea!!

But you forgot the other sinful creatures of the deep (halibuts & WSB).

:reeling:

I am ready to convert where's our 1st Meeting?

Thats what we are looking for Is our 1st services and make sure to remember your donations :wsb:

But nobody minds going to the casinos...:D...interesting......:cool:

The new trinity could be the sardine the squid and the holy mackerel. Catching YT and WSB is the expression of devotion.
Dogs are the sign of the beast.
Whizz bang is the prophet who climbed the mount...

All hail.
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Btw. this thread made my day. Organized religion is for the weak minded (Jesse Ventura said it, I agree)

He Climbed the Mount. and its younger brother :notworthy::notworthy:

There is a lovely service @ the Matlahuayl Center.
Communion is usually the second day after the storm front...
:reeling:

Marine nailed it
 

we have been killing these people since the dawn of time.

OK. American Indians got hosed. So did the millions, yes, millions of Africans that died coming to the new world. So did all of the poor souls that ran into the Spanish Conquistadors and British and Mongolians......I could go on and on. The point here is the protection being given to take an otherwise protected species under the guise of Religion. Billy, first permit we apply for is for Garibaldi :evil:.

What do you mean "we" Pale Face?

Aaahheeemmm!
 

Can we please get back to the specifics of my cult...I mean religion.

And for the record, If I remember correctly through the fog of booze and time back to my days at ASUs School of Anthropology.....There were several migrations across the Bering Strait over a span of thousands of years. The Indians we "slaughtered", had in many cases displaced earlier settlers themselves. Perhaps not as creatively as small pox laced blankets or deprivation of the tribes' keystone like the bison with the plains peeps, but effective nonetheless.

This, gentleman, is called progress or perhaps even evolution.

Agrarian societies in temperate climates over time develop specialized professions, specialized professions develop sh#t like guns. Guns win.

Now, returning to the Church of the Holy Mackerel.... The YT cannot be some kind of nemesis or evil entity. Why would anyone drag their god through demon infested waters in the hope of having him savaged? I am thinking that the YT are in fact a reincarnated soul that may have some bearing on your life. Think soul circles and lessons unlearned. This is why the mackerel makes the sacrifice, to bring us one step closer to redemption.

The pinnipeds on the other hand seek to separate you from your path, your growth. They are the true antithesis to the HM.

Many tribes when they signed thier treaties, and basicly had every thing stolen from them, made provitions that they could hunt and fish in their tradition areas. They can't live there or sell the land but they can hunt and fish there "in perpetuaty". It often causes a big stink when indians go to court and force the feds to actually honor these treaties. Check out the Bolt decission in washington state. Hunting eagles may fall under this type of treaty. The joking around about starting a profishing church is cool, but lets show respect for a persecuted people trying to save a part of thier culture. Mike

what kinda cool aide you drinking soldier

That brown coolade causes a lot of problems down in the Florida keys but doesn't seem like to much of a problem

Soldier, huh? :mad:

ok, ok, It never happened! :rolleyes:


Sovereign land is just that. As far as I'm conserned they can do as they wish on their land. It's no differnent than leagally hunting mountain lions in ID. And the antithesis to that is you can't in CA.

Carry on....